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git gud 5 Points Lose the game. Medal Stats.
Culinary School 5 Points Complete the tutorial. Medal Stats.
Ship Killer 25 Points Crush at least 100 ships in one run! Medal Stats.
Combo Of 12 50 Points Do a combo of 12! Medal Stats.
Flying Dolphin 5 Points Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run! Medal Stats.
Big Food Plate 100 Points Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run! Medal Stats.
Awesome Score 50 Points Get a score of over 3000000! Medal Stats.
Rubber Duck 10 Points Do NOT kill the rubber duck! Medal Stats.
All Aircraft 25 Points Pull down all aircraft in one run! Medal Stats.
Man Eater 25 Points Kill at least 125 humans in one run! Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 850 (From 156 different games.)

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2008-07-06 13:02:51 by Bwnci

Just as I thought I'd found my companion cube my 360 distracts me with glitches and then kicks me in the balls.

For awhile I thought my copy of Halo 3 was mashed because all the glitches was happening on there (which was an emotional experience in it's own right), but that was probably just down to the fact that's all I played. No, my 360 delivered the final blow today and told me there's a general system error (E74 if I'm not mistaken)and after only having the console a month I think it's fair to say I'm really pissed off.

This is random I know, but I needed somewhere to vent and there's plenty bullshit loaded on NG already, I'm sure it can handle this. Also, the assault rifle and needler are riduclously powerful in Halo 3, what's up with that!? If you don't spot where your being shot from in the first 2 seconds you might as stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. I'm all for well-rounded gameplay, but as it stands, the weapons you can just mindlessly spray at people are so powerful that anyone willing to pick up a weapon that requires some skill is a fucking idiot, and that's just wrong. Your skill should be rewarded with a higher success rate, the only success you'll get is from a really good distance. I'm not a god with the sniper rifle but I hate how the game has boiled to 2 seconds of AR and a melee to kill any idiot that gets in your way.

Sorry lost my train of thought...

What the hell happened to consoles man, their trying so hard to be like computers now that they fuck up just like them and there's no need for it. Who in this day and age doesn't have a computer? I think it's safe to say if you don't live in a cave you have a computer, even if it still uses floppy disks, so we don't need our consoles to act like one too. Play games, good, play games online, awesome, play online demos, sweet, play music, movies and slideshows, why? I have a music player, a DVD player and a computer, and I'm far from wealthy. Consoles shouldn't be loaded with so much shit that they start bursting at the seems.

Don't cry for me though, Microsoft may have turned their back on me, but the shop I bought the machine from is still under my foot for a good 11 months.